Other movies I probably won't see

Vegetarian horror film:
        Steaks on a Plate
Vampire horror film:
        Stakes through a Vein
Tailgater horror film:
        Brakes in my Lane
Poets' horror film
        Yates has been Slain
Shipping horror film:
        Crates on a Train
Superman II:
        Dates Lois Lane
Roger Ebert writes:
        Fakes on the Wane
My own personal horror film:
        Aches in the Brain
Okay, all together now, "The snakes in 
Spain fall mainly on the plane."
(Nice work, Julie.  Audrey, I can't hear you.)