Saturday, August 19, 2006

Other movies I probably won't see

Vegetarian horror film:

Steaks on a Plate

Vampire horror film:

Stakes through a Vein

Tailgater horror film:

Brakes in my Lane

Poets' horror film

Yates has been Slain

Shipping horror film:

Crates on a Train

Superman II:

Dates Lois Lane

Roger Ebert writes:

Fakes on the Wane

My own personal horror film:

Aches in the Brain

Okay, all together now, "The snakes in
Spain fall mainly on the plane."
(Nice work, Julie. Audrey, I can't hear you.)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yanks on my Chain?

Me, Myself and I said...

I can't imagine how bad a movie would have to be to have such an awful title as "Snakes on a Plane".

Ben Ide said...

"Snakes on a Plane 2: More Snakes on a Plane"

..."More Snakes on More Planes"?