Friday, March 02, 2007

Special Kind of Moron

You know, any fool can throw something out of a car window, but it takes a special kind of moron to throw a lit cigarette out of a moving vehicle.

Toss some burning trash from your car, why don't you? Sure!

Roadside brush fire? No problem!

Let it land back inside the car? How else are you going to set the back seat on fire?

Heck, maybe there's somebody with a convertible and you can set his car aflame.

People, please: keep your health hazards to yourself. Feel free to "ash" out the window, but stub out in the ashtray of your car, okay?

Thank you.

1 comment:

Me, Myself and I said...

all the world is an ashtray to a smoker.